Episode 174.5 – Look A Lot Like Mordor

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Show Notes

  • Welcome from Chad, Jon, & Chris
  • Thank you to: Tom C, Ken H, Ted W
  • Announcements, News and Twitter
  • Return of the Kang – LeagueCG discord – Jan 22-24 – Marvel and Lotr https://discord.gg/5EaUqQY
  • Random Review Redo: Let the Discord decide.
  • A CotR Christmas Song, thank you Gordon M!
  • The 2020 Emerys
  • AMAs
  • Farewells

Original Artist: New Line Cinema

 

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Mordor  – Download the mp3 here
(Original Tune: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” by Meredith Wilson)
Parody lyrics by Gordon McDonald & Jon Meek

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Everywhere we go
Takes a looks at that Mountain of Doomses, it’s looming and bringing us gloomses
With craggy peaks and lava river flows

It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Orcses by the scoreses!
But a horrific sight to see is Sauron’s eye that will be
Searching for you (us!) once more

A pair of Uruk helmses and stinky clotheses
Is the wish of Master and the stupid, fat one!
Maggots get stuck and go on a ruck
Is the hope of Gorbag and Shag
And Aragorn can hardly wait for the Gate to open again
(Oh we don’t likes him do we Precious? No!)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Everywhere you look around
There’s a spider in Cirith Ungol, a tricksy false Smé-a-gol (That’s us!)
He’s the sneaky one that doesn’t make a sound

It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Soon the Wraithses will scream
And the thing that’ll make ‘em sing is by putting on the Precious
Haunts our every dream!

But a horrific sight to see is Sauron’s eye that will be
Searching for you (us!) once more!

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