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Random Review Redux Part Three-do: Let the Discord decide.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Mordor – Download the mp3 here (Original Tune: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” by Meredith Wilson) Parody lyrics by Gordon McDonald & Jon Meek
It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor Everywhere we go Takes a looks at that Mountain of Doomses, it’s looming and bringing us gloomses With craggy peaks and lava river flows
It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor Orcses by the scoreses! But a horrific sight to see is Sauron’s eye that will be Searching for you (us!) once more
A pair of Uruk helmses and stinky clotheses Is the wish of Master and the stupid, fat one! Maggots get stuck and go on a ruck Is the hope of Gorbag and Shag And Aragorn can hardly wait for the Gate to open again (Oh we don’t likes him do we Precious? No!)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor Everywhere you look around There’s a spider in Cirith Ungol, a tricksy false Smé-a-gol (That’s us!) He’s the sneaky one that doesn’t make a sound
It’s beginning to look a lot like Mordor Soon the Wraithses will scream And the thing that’ll make ‘em sing is by putting on the Precious Haunts our every dream!
But a horrific sight to see is Sauron’s eye that will be Searching for you (us!) once more!
Cardboard of the Rings 